1st anniversery

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

"its God, he says there should be girls at Whelton."

[fuzzyoctopus]

I think we should start a Seuessian thread just for our own amusement.

[Maxwell]

congrats
I'd comment on the child thing, but to you guys I still am one, that and I'd be biased seing as my oldest sister is pregnant with her second child and I myself am one of five..

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

that makes approximately no sense.

[Maxwell]

uh I have three sisters and a brother and my oldest sister has one son and is preganant with a second, what part doesnt make sense

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

the part where it's relevant. Particularly to making you "biased."
Beign a child or having relatives who have children is hardly unusual. i mean everyone here was a child once. most of us have siblings, and many of us have siblings who have children.
Also, what WAY would that make you biased? And what is there to be biased about?

[Entsuropi]

The part that doesn't make sense is where you appear to think that defying every known rule of English Grammar is acceptable. I talk to foreigners every day, from Iceland and Denmark on IRC, and they know how to do that. You are an American. At least try to act like you have some Anglo-Saxon blood in there, somewhere.

[Maxwell]

I dont tyhink I can present a reasonable arguement for jeffe having kids or not, seeing as I am one and dont fully understand his financial situation or how much children actually cost to feed clothe etc. that and I would obviously tell him to have a lot because most of think the way we were raised is the best and my parents had a lot of kids so I think it's a good plan because my parents are happy and my siblings and I are happy and there are enough of us that we can side with each othe against the other two or three and no matter where we live there is always at least one of us around to help the other.
I'm not an american entropy, I've only spoken english for five years and grammar is never something I've been able to grasp well.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

so what you mean to say is that you're ignorant about hte raising of children. Not that you're biased.

Also, i don't believe that. I've been to Ireland. isn't that where you're from? I even went out into the little places where tourists don't go. And they ALL spoke English. After five years in the US, you should know English anyway.

[Entsuropi]

Yeah, because my Irish relatives all speak Gaelic or somesuch thing.

Oh, wait - they don't. They actually speak, wait for it, English!

And on that note, I bring you this quote :

<+HorseHam> i no speek inglish (^_^)

This from a Icelander who could type perfect English. Seems deeply appropriate at this point.

[Maxwell]

I say we stop this arguement, seeing as we've already had before... anyways, believe what you will. and jeffe, congrats again

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Well lets just nip this in the bud now...

Gentlemen you cant fight in here, this is the war room!

Thanks everyone who's concerened about the number of offspring I chose to have or not have. I appreciate your candor.
However if my offspring are a source of argument, playful or not, please stop arguing about it.

Now on to the Suess, my fine fretting friends, lets twist all the right words and bend the right trends. A marriage is fine, when the big days about, but a forum is not the best place for you to bug out. You argue and gnash and make fun of your writing but all the day long you jackals keep biting. So let go of your squabble and sit and pipe down, or I'll ask Jam Paladin to lay the smack DOWN!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

it wasn't the number of you children we were fighting about.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

that part was for TFO, who seems to think I need a reason to have or not have kids.

[Sminja]

I need a reason to have or not have kids.

...to make yourself "billions'o'minions" (slightly Suessian) HAHA! You could rule the world! OR they would overthrow you... Either way...anyways, congrats on your anniversary! May you and your spouse share many a future good time!