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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2004, 12:21:53 PM »
Leave it to the humans and their technology to take all of the fun out of life.

Frelling humans and their Technology!!!  Without it they are nothing more than folds of gooey flesh lacking fur, claws, and fangs.  Take away their technology (especially the Brit's land rovers with spiked wheels) and the rats would destroy them.
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2004, 07:08:08 PM »
But, but, but....

That koala would stand WILLINGLY in front of that 4 wheel drive, and let it bounce of it!! Yeah! Then again, it may just curl up and look cute, *then* hijack the jeep. Anway.  The point is, that it would hijack the jeep, then go on a rampage of those rats! Ignore the fact that we're talking about two different countries here.   The koala can climb... so maybe it can fly too!
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2004, 07:10:32 PM »
Yeah, but us Yanks have tougher pests...
Coyotes... and they dont even look cute.
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2004, 07:52:13 PM »
don't forget: opossums, pigeons(peck your eye's out), seagulls(ditto), squirrels, raccoons, gophers, politicians, surfers, and horror of unspeakable horrors, arnold schwarzenager. now if thats not an all-star pest line-up I dont know what is.
Still think you can do better Mr. bushtucker man?
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2004, 08:00:07 PM »
« Last Edit: July 11, 2004, 08:03:54 PM by ElJeffe »
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2004, 09:14:25 PM »
Don't forget beavers!
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2004, 09:33:57 PM »
You mean Bearvers!  Those things are HUGE!!!
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2004, 03:04:13 AM »
and mountain lions
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2004, 04:49:03 AM »
Koalas are not bears.

You call a Koala a Bear, and pretty soon you'll fidn the Koala "Baring" your intestines.
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2004, 07:17:18 AM »
I know a guy who had that done to his hand and arm actually.... really swelled up, he was in hospital for a while.

WHICH JUST PROVES THE KOALA'S DOMINANCE!
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2004, 07:18:40 AM »
yeah uhm... we're not talking about your wimpy koalas anymore. no one said they were bears.
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Re: World Dominance
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2004, 09:04:04 AM »
See, this is what happens when I'm tired and see "Koala" instead of "Kodiak".

Gimme a break, I've had a hard days work!
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