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Re: Wrong Job Interview Answers
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2004, 04:58:43 AM »
How will this job help you in your career plans?

Well, this job is merely a cover while I earn enough money to buy a universal transmitter that will enable me to try to take over the world.

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Re: Wrong Job Interview Answers
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2004, 11:44:53 PM »
References? ummmm.... do they have to be legal immigrants?
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Re: Wrong Job Interview Answers
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2004, 12:12:00 AM »
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Re: Wrong Job Interview Answers
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2004, 12:15:17 AM »
"Do you have any references?"

"Yeah, you know that page of numbers and e-mail addresses you can get ahold of me with?  Call or E-mail any one of those."
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