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Movies and TV / House of Flying Daggers
« on: February 21, 2005, 07:21:17 AM »
From the same director as Hero, which I'm still yet to see.

I saw it today, and I'd reccomend it - it is EASILY as good as Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. The effects are well done, the martial art scenes beautiful in their coreography. A special mention for the settings, which show off nature to the full, a brilliant ending, and, well, go and see it.

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Movies and TV / Blade Trinity
« on: December 30, 2004, 08:48:17 AM »
Saw this last night.

Dude.

Oh, and dibs on Jessica Biel.

That is all.

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Music / What you Wish you were listening to
« on: November 17, 2004, 03:19:39 AM »
I brought along my Foo Fighters CD to work today. I havn't listened to it in a little while, I felt like it, and thought it would set a good tone for my writing. But I forgot it was copy protected, and I had to copy it to listen to it in the first place, didn't I?

So, of course, it doesn't work on the computer here at work.

Surely this breaks several fair trading laws?

Anyway, what does everyone else wish they were listening to?

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Writing Group / NaNoWriMo 2004, part 2
« on: November 11, 2004, 01:41:55 AM »
Ok, that thread was getting stupidly long so I locked it to be considerate to Modem users.

I'm right now on 17, 500, and the next 800 words to meet today's goal is feeling annoying and elusive.

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Writing Group / NaNo Excerpts
« on: November 02, 2004, 06:48:15 AM »
Here's a thread if you'd like to share any of your favourite short passages. I'll start with my favourite from each of the two days I've written so far.

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"Hi." She commented, casually. Evidently, she wasn't breaking into pieces inside like I was.

"Uhh...Hey." I managed.

"I'm Felicity."

"Uh..." I struggled to remember my own name. "Alex. Yeah, that's it. Alex."

"You're looking for something, aren't you, Alex?"

"Excuse me?"

"You're looking for a lot of things. Some things you know you're looking for, some things you think you're looking for, and some things you're not sure. Isn't that right?"

Now, I don't know what came over me then. I knew, for the most part, exactly what she was talking about. What I didn't know was how she knew this stuff about me. This is stuff I told no-one. Ever. Yet, somehow, I found myself speaking about it out loud.

"I suppose I'm looking for what to do with my life."

"A thing you know."

"I'm definitely looking for a girlfriend." I smiled as I spoke.

"Something you think you know."

"And...I'm looking for something else. Something I don't know what it is. Something on the edge of perception. Something Human."


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Now, I'm no expert on Killer Robot design in nonsensical worlds that you find yourself in after talking to the weird (but hot) girl on the bus, but when a robot looks kind of like a man, but with blood red eyes, a perpetual scowling grin, and large scythes instead of hands, you begin to suspect it isn't actually a harvesterbot.

As it was, I remembered that revolver. How could I forget, given it was probably quite illegal. Anyway, I was quick on the draw, and let loose two shots into it. They pinged off, with quite a loud pinging sound that would have been quite pleasant, if it hadn't come from my bullets bouncing off a Killer Robots armour. Like windchimes.

Ok, so whoever created the Killer robot was smart enough to make it bulletproof. So I stood there, trying to thick quickly, as it moved ever so slowly towards me. Luckily, it had only the scythes, so it couldn't shoot me with some kinda of funky rocket launcher.  Then it made another sounds, one that would have also been quite pleasing if it wasn't the sound of a Killer robot activating a machine gun from behind its armour plating.

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Writing Group / NaNo Woes.
« on: November 02, 2004, 05:54:51 AM »
This thread if for complaining about anything annoying you in NaNoWriMo.

To begain, I would like to complain about characters killing my plot. The problem of character based fiction, is they end up having minds of their own, and doing EXACTLY what you don't want them to do, in a way that completely stuffs up your plot.

Anyway, I think I'll be using a whip to tame them.

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Rants and Stuff / Word Nonsense
« on: October 06, 2004, 02:00:51 AM »
Just like Word Sense, only stupider! One person says a word. The next person has to say a word that has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with that word. For example:

"Beach Ball!" "Treetrunk" "Substantial"

is right.

"Beachball" "Ocean"

is wrong.

So, to start:
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Pineapple

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Movies and TV / Thunderbirds *Spoilers*
« on: September 23, 2004, 11:27:23 PM »
I saw this last week, but couldn't bothered posting until now.

They both have and haven't destroyed everything about my childhood.

Firstly, everything from the start to the end of the first scene is awesome. The music is remixed nicely, and the oil rig encounter is fantasticly done.

There are a lot of subtle in-jokes if you've scene the original that I loved. I also loved the way they had adapted the idea of single man vehicles to multi person vehicles, with the father as a pilot also. And Lady penelope was spot on.

As for what I didn't like - They made it a kids movie!

I mean, all the annoying sound effects and lame humour was bad enough, but they has to focus on the most anoying character of the bunch! Then he gets all the credit for all the work Tin-Tin does. He's immature and irresponsiblem, while she's mature and independant.

On second thought, they've characterised teenagers perfectly.

The worst part, though, was the plot. We have the hood, an evil and menacing villain in the series who has been made camp and pathetic in the film. Moreover though, this group is called "International rescue" (Despite the films insistance to call them the "Thunderbirds" which is just the name of the vehicles, not the people or organisation.) Yet, 90% of the film is spent not actually in a rescue, which is the most interesting part.

In the series, the tension came from figuring out how to utislise their limited equipment to find a rescue solution in a limited timeframe, and then having the skill to actually make that rescue. For example, figuring out to use three cars for a plane to land on, then driving them well enough. Not in the film though.

Also, for a Live action film, how come it looks less real than the supermarionation?

The worst and the best bit of this movie was it had so many hints of greatness.

Still, it only cost four bucks to see.

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Video Games / The Day the Gaming Died.
« on: September 09, 2004, 05:06:40 AM »
What happened?

A few years ago, I was the worlds biggest gamer. I owned a few consoles, played games in ALL my free time, and every cent of my money went to videogames or videogame magazines. I was limited to a $10 week pocket money, but owned about sixteen cartridges and four crates of mags.

I walked into an EB the other day, and found that nothing interested me. I have the cahs now to have walked out with any game I wanted and not even cared. Thing is, if they had been free, I wouldn't have bothered. None of those games seemed worth my time, letalone my money,

I'm currently playing Painkiller, which is kidna fun, an ok shooter. The Tribes Vengence demo is also cool, and I liked the demo of Evil Genius, but I wouldn't buy either of those games. I play my Gamecube occasionlly, but more for virtual tourism and relaxation and nostalgia than actual games. Also, I play old SNES games. And Nethack.

Furthermore, while I was in the store, I felt the odd one out. When I walk into my comic store, I feel I've entered a nerd sanctuary, a place where I can let it be known I am a nerd and not be thought less of for it. In this game store, I felt like hiding it. It was full of popular type people. The guy behind the counter talked as though casual gamign was the norm.

When did Gaming die, and why? What have these people done to my precious hobby?

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Video Games / Utah plays Halo on Big screen
« on: August 20, 2004, 08:31:17 AM »
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5721197/

So guys... Can I stay at your place for a while?

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Rants and Stuff / Three Word Story
« on: July 29, 2004, 03:18:05 AM »
In the Vein of Word Sense, but more fun. Basically the goal is to write a story, contributing only three words at a time. So, a sentence requires maybe three posts or so.
Although, in this game, sentences get very long and lose any grammatical sense.

The rules:
No double posting.
No posting back and forth two people mroe than three times.
Every post must be part of the story.
Have fun.
Don't use this to boost your post count, or rather, don't make it obvious that that's why this thread exists.

So, to start:

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Once Upon a...

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Rants and Stuff / Hi...a/s/l?
« on: July 08, 2004, 09:10:49 AM »
Just now, for the third time in recent memory, I have had a random person message me and aks me this question, and then a bunch of others in the exact same words. (I'm wondering if it's the same person or if they're all equally stupid).

I've gotten to the stage of answering "Oh..you're one of *those* people." To this, they respond that they are 27, female, and from the United States of America. They then solicit me for imaginary sex, and when I say no, continue regardless.

Where do these idiots come from? Do they breed them on farms? Do they think I will be fooled by the fact they were claiming to look at my profile, which doesn't exist? Do they think I won't notice when they suggest to look at their profile that it also is non-existant? Most of all, why do they think that "No" means "Please carry on regardless, depsite the fact I am completely ignoring you?"

My latest try was to suggest I was deeply Christian and offended by what they were saying. (Half true, given I am semi-Christian and Offended by their stupidity). They continued to describe what they had done to me, which merely begot the ingeniusly dry answer: "No, No you didn't. I would have noticed if you did. "

Seriously though. Who keeps Vat Growing these idiots? More importantly, can we find out so I can feed them to my Cockroaches?

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Role-Playing Games / Cyberpunk Game
« on: June 28, 2004, 11:07:44 PM »
It's Cyberpunk day, and since Slant gets away with long posts about all of his sessions, I might try the same thing with my Cyberpunk game, starting with the session last week.

First, meet the Characters.

Seth Streak is who I play - a fixer. He's a short guy, extroverted, a people person. He talks fast and can get stuff. Dresses in Urban Flash or Edge Runner gear, with a massively cool armoured trenchcoat that stops bullets. He's got spiky hair, red and one side and blue on the other, and matching skin tints down his face. That's why they call him streak.

His partner is Headache, a netrunner. Headache is the opposite of streak in many ways. He's introverted, and has a scarred face. Streak gets all the girls, Headache gets none. For the record, Streak is 22, and headache is 17, if I recall correctly.

As the story begins, it's 2040, Brisbane. Headache and Streak have just gone itno business for themselves as Private Invertigaters, with a Hole in the Wall office down in the Valley.

The first customer ever turned out to be an Aquantaince of Streak - another Fixer, Slim Chance. Slim wants us to find a stolen datachip, containing corporate personell listings. Doesn't sound too hard, so we agree. He asks for a price, Streak tells him to name one, forgetting that as a corporate he should now have a standard price. Since Slim is a friend, they agree on the discount price of 280 bucks a day, with a two day advance.

Not wasting time, the two start investigating. Streak hits the streets, and heads down to the Handmaidens bar on Ann. Looking around, he finds a contact, Dianne, surrounded by groupies.

"What is it this time, Seth?"

"I hear there's a market on sometime soon?" (Streak heard this from another contact. He felt the best first step would be to try to track the chip to any black markets that are on soon.

"Market's Tomorrow." She gives him the address, and Streak returns home.

Meanwhile, Headache hit the net. He meets up with a Hacker with an Icon of a greek god.

"Hey Apollo!"

"It'z Zeus, you uncultured Pig!"

They chat for a while. Headache agrees to code him a cool program (That'll take a week to program) in exchange for info on the chip. He starts coding, I meet up and we share findings, and report to Slim.

Next night, Streak hits the markets. He finds a datachip retailer, but not the chip he wants. He does find info on a hacker named "Nail" who seems a good lead. He hangs out  with a prowler in a bar on Ann. Streak makes a customary purchase of a cheap Virtual Girl chip, thinking he can sell it for more later.

Back at home, he interrupts Headache's coding, and gets him to test the chip.

"No man, it's completely borked!" lies Headache, stuffing the chip into a draw.

Anyone, Streak gives him the details on Nail, and gets Headache to get on the net and find out some stuff. He gets an address, and we try to arrange a meeting with another lead, by sending out a message. "Go to the bar, and meet a colourful man" When it gets sent, an strange program tries to intercept it, and Headache destroys it with his Killer.

The meeting is supposed to be at Kyla's bar on Ann. We head down there. Streak is approached by a woman carrying a very mean gun.

"Your informant won't be coming tonight."

"Nice piece. I have one too. What's going on, and who are you?"

"Name's Grey. Get off the case, Streak."

"And why should I do that?"

"Goodbye Seth. Alice says hello"

She leaves, and Streak orders a shot of Vodka before joining his partner at the table and taking it in a single gulp.

"Who was that?"

"Said her name was Grey. Our informant isn't coming tonight, and she said she wants us off the case. And she's working for Alice."

"Alice?"

"Had a girlfriend last year. Corporate by the name of Alice. Her family didn't like her going out with a kid from the combat zone, thought I wasn't good enough. Told me to break it off or they'd kill me. So I did. But now she hates me for ruining her life, and tries to kill me every chance she gets.  Headache, this is bad."

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Everything Else / Well, I'm back.
« on: June 27, 2004, 10:00:56 PM »
And what a fun week it's been.

Hvaing no computer was an interesting experience. It was like someone painted the world a different colour.

I had access to much nicer food, and my futon again. Made my back hurt in a good way. Again.

I planned to get access to a laptop and write all week. That didn't happen. I spent the week playing pokemon on the gameboy instead.

Mainly because I was getting up early again, and started watching it on TV again. I love that show.

Managed to score a free DVD drive. Manged to score a job.

Let's break this down:

Jobs applied for in my life: 1
Interviews had: 1
Jobs offered: 1

Oh, and it's working as Lab Advisor. None of this McJob stuff.

And I had really weird dreams all week. I'm STILL tryign to figure out what was real and what wasn't.

Anyway, rambling over. You may now return to your regularly schelduled time wasting.

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Everything Else / Word Sense 4
« on: May 30, 2004, 12:27:01 AM »
To keep the running count, we're now up to 133 pages of Word Sense.

WHich brings us to the first word of the fourth thread:

Excessive.

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