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Books / Re: Patenting a Storyline
« on: November 13, 2005, 08:58:15 AM »
Surely any attempt to patent a storyline/plot would be *invalidated* by the "prior art" provision that you can't patent something that's already been done by someone else?


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Books / Re: Terry Prattchet vs JK Rowling
« on: November 13, 2005, 08:38:38 AM »
Sorry about the thread necromancy, just hadn't logged on in a while.

You make a fair point about my conceptions of media portrayals of Rowling colouring my views of her writing. I've read the first 5 HP books (so at least I'm not just venting at the media), but it seems - given my tastes and prior reading - that they're not for me.  ::)

Apologies for any hurt/offence caused to Rowling fans by the manner in which I expressed my opinions.

As to Pratchett. His more recent books actually go beyond being a giggle. "Night Watch", "Feet of Clay" and "Fifth Elephant" in particular are worth a read, hopefully even a casual reader of his books will enjoy them.

We let this die now?

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Role-Playing Games / Re: Humor from Jack Chick
« on: November 13, 2005, 08:31:49 AM »
Gawd! Is that Chick still banging on about gaming as a pathway to Hell?
We all got really nervous about him for about a fortnight back in the early 90s here in the UK.  :D

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Books / Re: Terry Prattchet vs JK Rowling
« on: November 08, 2005, 07:03:36 AM »
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Do you honestly think that we're all stupid?


Fellfrosch:
Absolutely not. I have no objection to the "Harry Potter" books if they are taken as what they are: undemanding, cozey kiddies' books in the "Jennings", "Billy Bunter" and "Worst Witch" school story tradition. What I object to strenuously are the commentators and the fans (who should know better in many cases) trying to make the HP books out as something more than that.

I just get sick of hearing how this woman has <sneery Foamy the Squirrel voice> "Singlehandedly re-invented children's fantasy"</foamy>. She hasn't _invented_ a thing, just mashed existing genre tropes up into a new and popular type of pabulum.

I'd draw an equivalence between Rowling and MacDonalds: both are the market leader in their field, but both are a triumph of hype over substance. Neither the "Harry Potter" series or the Big Mac can be described as nutritious, tasty or 'good for you' in comparison with some of the other stuff that's out there.

Sales =/= good book. They just = good marketing.

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obviously very over-stated, reactionary, and poorly thought out


Over-stated and poorly thought out I'll concede, this is an Internet forum after all, people shoot from the lip.
But reactionary? I can't really see from whence you inferred this. I'll concede, I'm a fan of Pratchett, but the fact I like the ways in which he re-invents and recycles fantasy/fairy tale cliches in a way that has some contemporary applicability hopefully doesn't make me a reactionary.

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Role-Playing Games / Re: review: Northern Crown
« on: August 22, 2005, 06:07:19 AM »
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Two comments, on further reading... I love the take on the Witch Character, they have to be lawful, but dont really cast magic, instead they bargain with the dark powers and get an evil imp who allows them to cast spells and who tries to tempt them to become evil. The imp is GM controlled. So there is a pretty good reason the Commonwealthers dont like or trust them.

Is the Witch's Imp mechanic anything like the old Sha'ir (sp?) and their jen from the 2nd Ed. AD&D "Al-Qadim" Arabian Adventures setting? That was an interesting take on the 'supernatural ally' style of magic I wouldn't mind reviving in a contemporary d20 Past game.

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Also Guns are underpowered, sure they are supposed to be on par with 1660's firearms, but if my guns gonna take 4 rounds to reload I want it to hit harder misfire less and be affected by fewer spells.

The 2nd Ed. "Mighty Fortress" Historical Sourcebook had some fixes that dealt with this. Basically gunpowder weapons ignored the first few armour classes at close range (leather was useless at medium ranges, chainmail at short IIRC) and allowed open-ended damage roll-ons. It was historically accurate in some respects - a buff coat, even a steel breastplate were largely useless against the 15mm musketballs that were common in the 17th c.

These mods were used to counteract the effective one-shot nature of 16th-17th c. gunpowder weapons in combat without allowing them to fire at an unrealistically fast rate. It also prevented the introduction of anachronistic revolvers or percussion cap rifles into a 'musketeer and pirate' setting.

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The commonality of guns means that quite a few mages have developed low level spells to cause guns to misfire, not fire, or explode. Granted guns can be magically enhanced, but still.
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Regarding masic and gunpowder weaponry. I suppose that if magical affects can be enchanted onto guns (they use the crossbow enchantment costs in D&D3.5 IIRC) minor contingent protection spells could be ensorcelled onto the lock or barrel as well. You know "Protection from Dampness" on the firing-pan, etc.

D&D-style high-power magic would be able to cause effects like soaking a firing pan or prematurely sparking a volatile like gunpowder without too much difficulty. To make the weapons useful counter-spells would doubtless be rapidly devised, based either on counter-spelling or blanket dispelling/negation techniques.

That's notwithstanding wizardly ideological politics regarding such alchemically-derived power as gunpowder in the hands of uninitiated mundanes. Interesting dirty-tricks opportunities present themselves...  :)

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Role-Playing Games / Re: Races of Eberron
« on: August 11, 2005, 08:27:54 AM »
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That's mostly true, but at least they've gone to the effort of devloping the Kalashtar into a fully-formed race with some interesting ideas. They end up fitting better into the setting than some of the other crap, such as Gnomes and (dare I say it?) Dwarves, who are both woefully underdeveloped.


Hmmm. Maybe I'll have to look at the Kalashtar again. The Nightmare Empire of Reidra I liked, but the PC race...  :P

Agree with you on the Gnomes, who seem the same cliche of sheltered, slightly dotty midget Einsteins that they are in most fantasy settings. Something of a missed opportunity there, but then what can you really do with something that's just a medieval folktale (thanks for the prompt .e.) variation on a dwarf anyway? :(

I actually liked the Eberron Dwarves. They struck me as something more than 'hi-ho' merchants or 'Dimwit, son of Groin' cliches for once. Their shifting from mining to banking has an early-modern historical precedent (the Fuggers of Augsburg in Germany) and allows me to add my hobbyist interest in alchemy and metallurgy to them without it seeming too artificial.

Eberron dwarves don't need to beat on orcs with axes anymore. They just foreclose on their mortgages and send the PCs in as bailliffs :)

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Books / Re: Giving away books!
« on: August 10, 2005, 09:59:11 AM »
What a great idea for building a readership.
People who read his books online and like them are almost bound to want a handy paper copy they can read anywhere.

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Books / Re: Terry Prattchet vs JK Rowling
« on: August 10, 2005, 09:54:40 AM »
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Yeah, it really astounds me.  Is the series really that good?


I expect to get flamed by Rowling fans for this, but her work is derivative and predictable, a faddish series for people who don't really like books. I'm actually surprised she hasn't been sued for copyright infringement by the person who wrote a series of kiddies books called "The Worst Witch".
Every day I become more amazed that no-one has called this woman's bluff!  :o

Pratchett, by contrast, writes stories that actually treat the reader like an intelligent person. His recent childrens books "Wee Free Men" and "Hat Full of Sky" star a young girl who wants to become a witch. These books are so well written, so mindful of existing British folklore and so outright *mature* in outlook that Rowling should be wailing and gnashing her teeth in shame at her own limitations.

To anyone who's read both Rowling and "Wee Free Men": is there a single motif in the entire Rowling ouvre that compares with the simultaneously folksy and profound image of Tiffany burying Nanny Aching's china shepherdess on the Wold?
I think not...

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Rants and Stuff / Re: Compliment The Person Above You
« on: August 10, 2005, 09:37:48 AM »
Onion of Death is so generous of spirit that he compliments everyone within a 2 post radius. Would that we could all display such nobility.  ;)

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Table-Top Games / Re: review: Pirates of the Spanish Main
« on: August 10, 2005, 09:34:54 AM »
Orkish Hulkships with giant claws and a massive steam hammer. Just what every pirate needs. ;D

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Role-Playing Games / Re: Races of Eberron
« on: August 10, 2005, 09:30:53 AM »
Good review of probably the best book for the Eberron setting so far. I sprang for it a week or so ago on the strength of the "scrimshandering while the rest of the party sleeps" vignette in the Warforged chapter.

*Still* fail to see the point of the Kalashtar though. They just seem like a pretext to add psionics to a setting where they don't really belong...  :(

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Role-Playing Games / Re: Funny RPG news
« on: August 06, 2005, 10:37:07 PM »
That's a *fierce* addiction to D&D someone is feeding. Watch out for those hollow-eyed, pasty-faced d20 players in your neighbourhood folks  :D

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Books / Re: review: Half-Blood Prince
« on: July 25, 2005, 08:13:46 PM »
I know it's unlikely, but would it be possible to get a TWG review of "1/2 Blood Prince" from the perspective of someone unfamiliar with the Harry Potter series?

I'm rather interested in comparing how a new reader would rate it as a standalone book. Of course, a new HP book isn't intended to be read in that way (6th of a series and all...) but I'd like to know whether it would be a good starting point

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Rants and Stuff / Re: Insult the person Above you
« on: July 25, 2005, 06:13:16 PM »
...whereas JadeKnight just can't, ever!

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Role-Playing Games / Re: Fading Suns
« on: July 25, 2005, 11:27:05 AM »
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I'll say it here. smiley I enjoy your nick. Did you get it from Sandman I am to guess, yes? If so, right on.


Absolutely mate  :) Although at the time I didn't know the characters of Prez & Boss were based on an old 70s comic by DC

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