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Title: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 10:16:35 AM
%#$@!!!
It's snowing. I want my friggin Spring!
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 10, 2004, 10:18:52 AM
Never! HAhahahahahahah!
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 10:24:33 AM
/me has ninjas assassinate Gemm
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 10, 2004, 10:30:02 AM
Yes, but it's too late. I've already said never. But what would be funny is if I got hurt today.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 10:34:27 AM
a) you don't have that control
b) even if you did, your replacement would
c) any time you got hurt would be funny.

The ninjas are just to punish your insolence.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 10, 2004, 11:17:05 AM
more of a wintery mix here....
Title: Re: weather
Post by: stacer on March 10, 2004, 11:33:39 AM
Same for us. 50 degree weather last week, snow this week. Give us a taste of it then rip it away.  :'( It was soooo nice last week though.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 10, 2004, 11:43:17 AM
52 and partly cloudy today, the weather forcast says.  The last three days have been 55-57 and sunny in the way that only Utah can be sunny.

It's been nice, I'm enjoying it.  I fully expect snow again in April though.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 11:54:37 AM
now it's a wintry mix, but for a couple hours it was snow thick enough to limit visibility. That is evil. I was driving home with my moon roof open all last week.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 10, 2004, 04:00:38 PM
Heh, I like that "moon roof." It makes you sound maladroit.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 04:15:27 PM
do I need to assassinate you again?
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 10, 2004, 04:46:04 PM
A)  Only I can assasinate someone twice with my patented resurection of pain technique

B) yeserday we got almost an inch of snow and today it's about 50

C)Anytime Gemm gets hurt it is funny.  But it is funniewr when Onion of Death gets hurt, because he makes his dying cow face with an appropriate noise.  Or he makes his angry dwarf face with a grunt/squeel.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 05:01:52 PM
a) well, you're wrong about that. Stop relying on governmnet agencies.

b) er.. I don't really care about b or c.

/me assassinates Gorgon twice for good measure.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 10, 2004, 05:13:59 PM
HA! YOU CAN'T ASSASINATE ME!  I AM A DEMI-GOD/GOD!  NOW I WILL GO KILL SOME INNOCENT BYSTANDER 9 TIMES FOR YOU INSOLENCE
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 06:56:47 PM
How does that punish me?
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 10, 2004, 07:08:13 PM
It doesn't, I just needed an excuse to kill an inocent bystander 9 times.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 07:48:33 PM
oh, well, then, carry on.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 10, 2004, 09:37:17 PM
I COUNT THAT AS INSOLENCE!! SAY GOODBYE TO ANOTHER UNRELATED INNOCENT BYSTANDER 5 TIMES BECAUSE IT!!!
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 10:01:07 PM
fffft. Like I'm worried about being insolent to you.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 10, 2004, 10:11:21 PM
ANOTHER INOCENT BYSTANDER SMOTE IN MY WRATH! (192,023,839,824 times!)
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 10:14:40 PM
ffft! I say! Ffft!
PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 10, 2004, 10:21:16 PM
I'm sorry, was that you or your monkey, you both seem to make the same noises.  I hope you aren't about to reduce yourself to throwing poop...

 :o
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 10, 2004, 11:06:11 PM
no, a monkey makes more of a squeal.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 11, 2004, 02:00:26 AM
Well, maybe when you're eating them raw.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 11, 2004, 07:34:50 AM
is there another way to eat them?
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 11, 2004, 07:53:23 AM
WEll, you can cook them alive with a magic missile.  That doesn't count as raw.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 11, 2004, 09:10:45 AM
feh. Why would you ruin the taste that way?
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Entsuropi on March 11, 2004, 09:17:56 AM
...

/me throws a fireball into the room
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Spriggan on March 11, 2004, 09:22:39 AM
*Spriggan sets up a grill over the smoldering remains of the room's contents and starts cooking him and Entropy some real, non-monkey, meat*
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 11, 2004, 09:29:16 AM
/me throws Entropy and Spriggan onto the grill.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Spriggan on March 11, 2004, 09:40:06 AM
*Since SE forgot his ending '*', his action is null and cannot be reppeated in a reply post.*
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 11, 2004, 09:51:22 AM
uh... no. the message board does that. no closing * is required. it's just the "me" command. Besides, if that's the case, the original fireball was never thrown.

/me shares Spriggan meat with all comers.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on March 11, 2004, 04:14:33 PM
/me gags at the mere thought.

Yucky.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: fuzzyoctopus on March 11, 2004, 06:04:26 PM
Mmmm, tastes like Mountain Dew.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 11, 2004, 07:25:09 PM
Mmmm... tastes like.... MANGA?!
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 11, 2004, 09:57:49 PM
*Gorgon fries innocent bystander meat on someone elses grill.  Then test tastes all meat in the room to see which is better[/color]

The weather here is now snowy from 3:00pm to 9:00 am and about 50 while I am at school, looking outside longingly.  That's messed up.  Snow and summer in the same day, three days in a row.  REALLY.  COME ON
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 11, 2004, 11:20:03 PM
I don't know what messed up Nepal/Canada/Iceland place you live in, but in my world, 50 is NOT summer. It can be a very pleasant break from the cold of winter, But NOT summer.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Mistress of Darkness on March 12, 2004, 04:57:34 PM
It was warm & sunny enough today that when I went out to my car at lunch I could realistically put my sunshade up. Happy, happy!! :)
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 12, 2004, 06:53:23 PM
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I don't know what messed up Nepal/Canada/Iceland place you live in, but in my world, 50 is NOT summer. It can be a very pleasant break from the cold of winter, But NOT summer.


Michigan, and it actually gets really hot during the summer, but after a -degree winter 50 is definately T-Shirt and Shorts weather.  You'll see people hapilly wearing T-shirts at around 40 and shorts and T-shirts round 50.  After that I think it's unpractical.  Anything above 60 is too hot.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 12, 2004, 07:27:22 PM
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Anything above 60 is too hot.

Yeah, I was goign to ask what you meant by "really hot."
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 12, 2004, 10:43:26 PM
no, it'll get above 90 in the summer.  That's the time I can't stand.  I hate heat.  Uhhhhhh, heat.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Onion of Death on March 12, 2004, 11:06:15 PM
I'm moving to Minnesota when I'm older. Unlike this extreme hot-cold weather in Michigan, it never gets too hot there, and has cold winters. I love the cold.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on March 12, 2004, 11:51:25 PM
Probably I'll have you both assassinated for insolence.

How MANY days over 90 does it get? I don't consider VA particularly hot, and we spend most of the summer over 90.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: stacer on March 13, 2004, 12:01:31 AM
If Michigan is anything like Illinois (and it is--except it's further north, so yeah, I dunno) it'll have similar summers to Virginia, except not so many days--it'll start later and end earlier, just because of latitude. But those 90 degree 99% humidity days, man...  :P I loved Utah's dry heat. Boston's pretty good about that, too--it's dry half the time and sweltering the other half (depending on the direction of the wind, basically), so at least it's livable half the time.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 13, 2004, 01:25:02 AM
It gets up there most of the summer.  Recently we have gotten no rain during the summer too.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on March 13, 2004, 10:14:56 PM
Yeah humid is fun.. nothing like having your suit steamed for you driving to work.... now if we could only figure out a way for the season to dry it we'd be set...
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Onion of Death on March 13, 2004, 11:40:55 PM
I wish it was dry heat here. I could stand that. But, in it's current state, Michigan is Mosquito Heaven.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on March 14, 2004, 01:00:37 PM
Onion, Listen very carefully.  I live three steps away from a marsh bimgger than your sub.  I don't see any reason for you to complain.  You don't misquito heaven til you come to my house and stand outside for any longer than thirty seconds.

And I have family in Minnessota, it gets pretty bad out there, too.  But their winters are colder and longer so I think it would be a fair trade.
Title: Re: weather
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on March 14, 2004, 01:06:30 PM
Yeah for the time of day no one sees.