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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Patriotic Kaz on November 08, 2009, 05:56:19 PM
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We are now on a Holy Mission to destroy Chaos and establish a more perfect world.
Tenents of the Church:
1. Chaos is the root of all suffering (including hangovers and AIDs in Africa)
2. Eat, drink, and be merry
3. No pooftas (if you don't get it watch Monty Pythons and the Flying Circus)
4. Bro's before ho's (or vice versa for chicks and that does not imply that you are promiscuous)
5. The internet is a holy place for it is the body of the church.
6. Steve has the final opinion on if a book sucks or doesn't (though i can ignore him)
First order of business i need a high priest and some knights so we can wage war on Chaos...
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It might be a little strong to blame AIDs on Chaos. Other than that, I'm in. What do I get?
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*Walks in wearing a robe of the high clergy of Chaos*
You shall not blaspheme against the true lord! You shall all BURN!
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*Walks in wearing a robe of the high clergy of Chaos*
You shall not blaspheme against the true lord! You shall all BURN!
Blessings be upon you.
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Inquisitor you get to be either the Captain Commander of the Knightly Order or my High Priest whom leads a large group of crazed tele-evangalist (and they are armed to the teeth)!!!
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I'm sorry, but I think I'm a little too great for your little church-thingy.
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Inquisitor will not participate in this madness either.
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Sort you hold your position because of me.... and how would you know what a Texan would do, we are predictable only by other Texans and even then there are surprises!
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I'll take the Captain Commander position. Down with Chaos! 8)
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Unfortunately for you, I am Ruin.
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Ruin is bound to wreak havoc and create discord when his supposed true followers disobey him....We are where we are not because of you, Kaz. We are pure awesome. That is why we are Ruin and Preservation....or rather, why we are (*insert my true name here*) and (*insert sort's true name here*).
Now, do not follow this sham. We have declared no war on Chaos....This is not to say that we won't, but...it's our choice as the Heroes of Ages. And we haven't decided whether to reinstate his powers or to kill him...or throw him into the Chateau d'If....however the cookie may crumble.
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Chicken **** all power comes from Gaia. Chaos and I happen to be sons of Gaia, and I removed Chaos from office but since he still lives he can do me harm therefore i declare war on Chaos. You and Sort were permitted to have power because Chaos and I allow you to have it!!! If only we have power the game of dominance is a never ending tug of war you were given power so that the balance may be tipped in one of our favor... duh!
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Who is your father? More importantly, why do you think that the father of Gaia is Gaia's son?
I am one of the few gods that other gods pay respect to, so be on your best behavior.
Cordially,
Tycho/Fortuna, etc.
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You are a false god while i am a God. And my father is the thing that you think is there but can never prove.... yay for stalkers!!!!
P.S. read Creatures of Light and Darkness and you will understand Chaos's abnormality (not to mention Gaia was spawned after Chaos but not of Chaos
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I don't claim to be a power on the level of Chaos. Most gods, myself included, live and die with consciousness. Without an observer or independent and unpredictable forces, I do not exist.
Prove your divinity if you can.
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Prove that you have worshipers!!!! I do ha ha!!!!!
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all hail great lord ruin (aka Sort).
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Eerongal i thought we were cool.... why do you have to go rain on my parade like that?
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Eerongal i thought we were cool.... why do you have to go rain on my parade like that?
because i like playing devil's advocate. Call it an enjoyable past-time if you will :D
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Then you should be supporting me like Inquisitor... i'll treat you well unlike those heathen false gods Sort and Wilson nor the manical Chaos. Plus Chaos already has his high priest, Myabi....
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Sorry, but I consider myself the free spirit of the adverse. Sowing dissent where there is law, bringing Order to the chaotic, light where there is dark, and malignecnce where benevolence reigns.
Siding as your follower at this juncture would add to the current status quo
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Besides, Kaz, you have exactly one follower, and his body is controlled by Ruin.
Dude, people are paying homage to me whenever they say, "Good luck!" It's just like the phrase, "good lord," but more specific and awesome. Further proof of worshipers: fortune tellers, most polytheistic religions, gambling institutions, door to door salesmen, the Pope.
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**Enters the room, looks around, then pulls out sign that says "Willing to sell support to the highest bidder"**
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Every time someone says "oh sh*t" they pay me homage meaning i get more homage than you!!!
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**Enters the room, looks around, then pulls out sign that says "Willing to sell support to the highest bidder"**
1x Awesome point.
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Inquisitor i hearby free you of your binding to Alldonalism and under the absolute power of Texas bind you to the Church of Kaz....
Ha Texas sides with me... meaning ya'll are all posers (Did you see what happened when you mess with Tex? Nolan Ryan kicks your butt!)
Not too mention i live about 10 minutes away from Chuck Norris... suck on that!
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Buzz Aldrin is from Texas. He'll punch you in the face. ;D
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Every time someone says "oh sh*t" they pay me homage meaning i get more homage than you!!!
I see. All hail Kaz, Lord of Poop! Also, Republic of Texas FTW!
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No i just cause people stress if i don't like them and i don't like many people :P And yes TEXAS FTW!!!!!!
Best ticket ever: President Avatar of Texas VP Chuck Norris