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Title: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: The Jade Knight on July 01, 2009, 06:59:29 AM
For Shaggy's treason against Pie and Democracy, he shall be sentenced to a miserable punishment for this heinous crime.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 01, 2009, 01:13:18 PM
Interesting.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Eerongal on July 01, 2009, 01:53:49 PM
What exactly does Eternal Servitude cover? Servitude to what?
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Andrew the Great on July 02, 2009, 12:27:00 AM
I voted eternal servitude on the assumption that he's serving me. And you didn't restrict this to the OOP, so I can vote.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: necronos on July 02, 2009, 06:17:30 AM
Those who betray Pie should live a life without circles
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 02, 2009, 10:11:38 PM
You can have square-shaped pies. . . .
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: necronos on July 02, 2009, 10:33:14 PM
You can have square-shaped pies. . . .

And you can have a pie made out of jelly beans and ketchup too... it doesn't make it right though
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 03, 2009, 12:07:52 AM
You can also have humans with IQs of 10. It's not funny, it's not right, but they exist.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: necronos on July 03, 2009, 12:49:01 AM
So we agree then... no more square pies  ;D
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 03, 2009, 01:33:43 AM
I'll deny the existence of square pies when you prove the inexistence of people with IQs of 20.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Patriotic Kaz on July 03, 2009, 02:16:28 AM
I'll deny the exist of square pies when you prove the inexistence of people with IQs of 20.
and you mock my spelling...jeez what a joke
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 03, 2009, 02:34:43 AM
There's a difference between a typo and an inability.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: necronos on July 03, 2009, 03:32:07 AM
I'll deny the existence of square pies when you prove the inexistence of people with IQs of 20.

I don't need you to deny them, or to acknowledge the wrongness of square pies. They are, and will always be, fundamentally wrong... whether you agree or not  ;)
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Patriotic Kaz on July 03, 2009, 05:26:28 AM
Shaggy saying i am incapable of spelling is proof of your age and a poor insult
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Inquisitor on July 03, 2009, 08:21:58 AM
Arguing about spelling is pointless. Everyone misspells. Evryone.  :P
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: sortitus on July 03, 2009, 08:49:49 AM
You either misspell, or you spend a whole lot more time on your posts than you should. Using a browser that can check spelling helps a bit. I have seen some word choice errors from that though. It's not one thing, it's another. ::)
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 03, 2009, 03:17:05 PM
You're confusing misspellings with typos, sortitus. And Inquisitor, too. And, no, Inquisitor, not everyone misspells, seeing as there are some who cannot write.

necronos, I see absolutely nothing wrong witha square pie. A circular one may be more fun to eat, yes, but there is nothing wrong with a square pie.

And Kaz, it appears to me that your only way of rebuking my insults/comments is to point out my lack of years.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: necronos on July 03, 2009, 04:59:23 PM
necronos, I see absolutely nothing wrong witha square pie. A circular one may be more fun to eat, yes, but there is nothing wrong with a square pie.

It is that laissez-faire attitude that will bring about the destruction of everything we hold dear. Of course there is something wrong with a square pie. I would say that there is everything wrong with a square pie, but at least it is a pie and so better than cake... however, I digress.

Here is a list of some of the faults of square pies

1) They are square
2) They are not circular
3) Everytime someone makes a square pie, one of the gods kicks a kitten
4) A really bad person of you choice loved/loves square pies
5) A square pie killed Indigo Montoyas father

Do I need to go on? Can't you see how right I am? This sort of dissension in the ranks of OOP only hurts our cause... are you a cake sympathizer?
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: little wilson on July 04, 2009, 05:33:35 AM
are you a cake sympathizer?

Cakes are square (or rectangular, which squares are rectangles, so it still fits), so I would say that yes. He's a cake sympathizer. But we don't want him (because he still thinks he's with pie...And therefore his thinking is flawed, because cake is just better. period). Please, please don't exile him to us. I'm begging you. :P

And as for the stupid argument between Shaggy and Kaz. BOTH of you are being incredibly immature. You two have been fighting all over the place on this site. Just drop it. And if you don't want to, move it to PM's, because I don't think the rest of us want to read about the others "inability to type" or whatever...::)
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Inquisitor on July 04, 2009, 06:19:48 AM
Also, Jade Knight has betrayed Pie even more than Shaggy. I will say that he is trying to take over both pie and Cake, as he is running for leader of both. Now, while I am not suggesting an alliance, (because that would never work) I am suggesting that both pie and Cake shun this backstabber known as Jade Knight!
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: The Jade Knight on July 04, 2009, 08:03:37 AM
I am doing nothing illegal or undemocratic, Inquisitor:  Unlike Shaggy, I am not removing people from the listings without asking anyone's opinion of it.

I am quite democratically trying to become the supreme dictator of desserts.  Now vote for me or go without.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: little wilson on July 04, 2009, 05:02:43 PM
Plus, to give Jade SOME credit, he's not the one that put himself on cake's list. That was Bastille. I guess she didn't notice that he was on pie's until after she'd made it. So he was staying with pie, until she did that, and then, well...This happened.

Jade, if I vote you, what's the chance that I'll get the most desserts of all your constituents/subjects? My vote now rides on how much Ben & Jerry's a person can get me. Pie and cake don't even matter anymore.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: The Jade Knight on July 04, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
If you vote for me, you will get more desserts than if you did not vote for me.  This is a scientifically proven fact that is empericially unfalsifiable.  Therefore I'm right, and you'd be smart to vote for me.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Bastille on July 04, 2009, 11:43:15 PM
Plus, to give Jade SOME credit, he's not the one that put himself on cake's list. That was Bastille. I guess she didn't notice that he was on pie's until after she'd made it. So he was staying with pie, until she did that, and then, well...This happened.

Whoa!!!  :o I DID NOT put Jade on my poll! It just turned up on my poll and I didn't argue it! I had no reason to get Jade off the poll. I don't even know how that happened!!!
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Bastille on July 04, 2009, 11:44:35 PM
I am doing nothing illegal or undemocratic, Inquisitor:  Unlike Shaggy, I am not removing people from the listings without asking anyone's opinion of it.

I am quite democratically trying to become the supreme dictator of desserts.  Now vote for me or go without.

Than how did you get on my poll?  >:(


*sorry for posting twice*
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: little wilson on July 05, 2009, 01:37:25 AM
Really? I could've sworn that before you made the poll, you asked about three people and he was one of them...Hmm. Well, still, it's not like he weighted the polls or anything. It was still democratic, and we didn't have to vote for him if we didn't want to.

Bastille, he's a mod. He can edit the polls to include himself....I would assume anyway.

This doesn't give me much of a choice. Where's the agency in this? Yes, I can choose not to vote for you, but....there's no benefit for that...Unless you have a competitor. Who wants to be Jade's competition? (Not me.)
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Bastille on July 05, 2009, 01:54:06 AM
I don't think I asked about Jade.  ???
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Patriotic Kaz on July 05, 2009, 05:05:35 AM
No your lack of years would mean nothing if you didn't constantly remind me of it by the uncalled for bs you say... and be happy i don't call you silly names not to mention it waste time and has no purpose
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 06, 2009, 02:57:49 AM
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1) They are square
2) They are not circular
Dismissed on charges of redundancy.

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3) Everytime someone makes a square pie, one of the gods kicks a kitten
In that case, it's not the pie's fault the kitten got kicked; it's the god who kicked it.

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4) A really bad person of you choice loved/loves square pies
This sentence is missing a letter, which renders it illegible to my eyes, and so does not deserve a response.

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5) A square pie killed Indigo Montoyas father
False. Obviously.

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This sort of dissension in the ranks of OOP only hurts our cause... are you a cake sympathizer?
True. But I am not the cause of this dissension. You are.

And . . . I would take back that insult before I get nasty. Real nasty.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: necronos on July 06, 2009, 06:19:11 AM
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4) A really bad person of you choice loved/loves square pies
This sentence is missing a letter, which renders it illegible to my eyes, and so does not deserve a response.

Thanks for the response!
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 06, 2009, 11:35:37 PM
You're welcome.

(If I'm am getting your hinted meaning correct, then . . . I said it didn't deserve a response, not that I wouldn't give you one anyway.)
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: sortitus on July 07, 2009, 01:21:32 AM
Whose welcome?
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: little wilson on July 07, 2009, 01:23:18 AM
Whose welcome?

Haha. Clever. Very clever.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: The Jade Knight on July 07, 2009, 07:09:58 AM
My welcome!

http://www.timewastersguide.com/forum/index.php?topic=6905.0

Vote for me, because it's hard work being a Famous cake-consuming Paladin (I also like pie, too, and I adore cheesecake, and Ice Cream is awesome...)
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: little wilson on July 07, 2009, 07:28:11 PM
....What about cookies? And brownies? You can't be discriminatory against them. It's just not right...
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Bastille on July 07, 2009, 10:28:28 PM
It's like he's ingnoring all the other desserts.  ??? wilson is right, that's not right.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: Shaggy on July 07, 2009, 11:22:18 PM
Whoops! Typo. Thanks for pointing that out, sortitus.

Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: The Jade Knight on July 08, 2009, 09:08:54 AM
....What about cookies? And brownies? You can't be discriminatory against them. It's just not right...

The ellipsis is supposed to clearly denote that the list is left unfinished.  I love many other things, too.
Title: Re: Revenge of the Pie
Post by: little wilson on July 08, 2009, 08:10:27 PM
Ah. I see....Yes, it clearly denoted it....(I like the combination of those words, for some reason. 'Clearly denoted'. It has a nice ring. Or maybe I'm just crazy....)